Play on Playette

For lack of sounding and looking completely slutty to all of you who read this silly blog, I felt the need to share my introductory conversation with my new doctor this morning:

"are you sexually active" -Dr
" um... define active?" - me
"do you participate in sexual activity?" -Dr

(mind you, less than 5 hours before I had 'seen' a 'friend' of mine who I have unfortunately been 'not seeing' for a sad period of time so the answer was an obvi yes. -- it was an accident for those of you who know whom I am talking about.)

"oh yah, I guess so" -- me
"do you have one monogamous partner" -Dr
"damnit, no" - me
"do you use condoms" -Dr
"yes... Wait, I try to?" - me
"would you like to get std test, hiv, etc?" - Dr
"yah, why not..." -- me


For those of you who feel this was widly inappropriate please let me know in the comments section or call me 1-800-I-Shouldn't-have-posted-if-i-ever-want-to-get-married, extension 3